Luxury calling
Vertu mobile phone, 18 karat yellow gold (polished/brushed metal) 198g
*Ring...ring...ring*
Jenni: Hello! Is this Vertu?
Vertu: Yes, this is vertu. Who's on the line?
Jenni: I'm Jenni, and I'm looking for an expensive assistant. Someone who is stylish, speaks several languages, can connect me to all my friends, relatives and business partners. You were highly recommended.
Vertu: It's true, I'm all of that.
Jenni: Can you tell me more about yourself?
18 carat, platinum and diamonds used to encase Vertu's precious metal handsets certified by the Swiss Assay Office
Vertu: Well, I'm from England. My parents are highly-skilled doctors. I'm made of sapphire crystal and Liquidmetal--a new amorphous alloy.
I produce the best sound in the market with specially tuned or high-fidelity performance and deeper base response. I have a 20mm speaker that is larger than other mass-produced handsets.
My other features include high-resolution dynamic display, with precision-engineered key switches with jewelled bearing.
The best part of it all, if you get me, I come with a 'Vertu Consierge.' It is an expert on travel, entertainment, accommodations, restaurants, and events.
Jenni: Hmmm... sounds interesting, I'll get back to you. Thank you.
Vertu: Have a pleasant day. Goodbye.